What did we do last night that was yellow?
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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