don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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