Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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