Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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