Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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