i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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