i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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