Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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