Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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