just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
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We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Who died my cat blue again?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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