Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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