Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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