i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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