So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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