Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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