thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
You dont lie about slip and slides
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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