you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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