i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Randomize