The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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