I showed him my bush... on skype.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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