Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
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