Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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