pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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