I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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