i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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