I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I have post one night stand depression
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