Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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