If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
True college students do jello shots in the library
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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