I want to stick my p in your. b.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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