dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I think my nap took me to another dimension
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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