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i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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