Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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