No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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