FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I FOUND THE LEGS
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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