have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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