wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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