i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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