we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you win again, gameday.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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