sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
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I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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