oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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