why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
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Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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