I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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