member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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