I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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