Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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