4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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