Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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