Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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