He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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