I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
Randomize