this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize
