its not stalking. its research.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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