In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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