I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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